Three Pimps and a Crack Whore: 03/01/2005

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JoFish19: do you like mimes?
jduke1551: just as much as limes
JoFish19: what if people acted prejudice towards mimes so much that they had to open up a special police division called "Mime Crime"
JoFish19: And then they'd make "CSI: Mime Crime"
JoFish19: Law and Order: MCU
jduke1551: they wouldn't even have to build a jail
JoFish19: LOL
jduke1551: you think there are gay mimes?
JoFish19: homimes
JoFish19: homoimes
jduke1551: hahhahhahha
JoFish19: homomimes
JoFish19: i don't know.
JoFish19: do you think there are straight mimes?
jduke1551: i don't know i've never seen a female mime
JoFish19: can there be female mimes?
JoFish19: is that legal?
JoFish19: or is that the last barrier that the feminist movement must break down.
jduke1551: mime sex would be so interesting
JoFish19: women don't like not talking, so that's why they aren't mimes.
jduke1551: yea raging feminist mimes
JoFish19: :-)
jduke1551: hmmm
JoFish19: they stand outside protesting with a bullhorn, but it's never even turned on.
jduke1551: hahhahhah
jduke1551: they just sternly point
JoFish19: and make angry faces.
JoFish19: and then pull themselves along an invisible rope.
JoFish19: mimes have mad skills
jduke1551: hooked on to the male mime....then they hump like quiet rabbits
JoFish19: mime porn
JoFish19: people accidentally rent it and then they watchi it, but keep messing with the volume
jduke1551: they're like "what the hell" i wanna hear some mime action
JoFish19: I'll bet mimes fuck like lions, so much pent up emotion and rage.
JoFish19: Mimes have issues.
jduke1551: mad issues
JoFish19: I'll bet they break a lot of stuff.
jduke1551: facial expressions are probably nothing like anyone has ever seen
JoFish19: you should post this query on the 3pimps site.
JoFish19: and i'll talk about it there too
JoFish19: and everyone else will ignore us.
JoFish19: :-(

Discuss.

Make a scene? I wasn't thinking I'd jump the counter and strangle the art dealer. I'd probably just say, "Hey it says $5, not $6." To which they'd either say "Oh, sorry." Or, "No it is $6" at which point I'd probably pay $6. Then I would jump the counter and strangle the art dealer.

I would probably argue my money back if it was like $5 or more I think. Anything less than that I probably wouldn't feel the need to cause a scene. I could just imagine myself as the checkout person like "I have a freakin hour left on the clock and this crazy woman wants to flip out about a dollar? A freakin dollar?" I'd be so embarassed.

Then again, if it was $80 over, I'd prolly say "whoa ok, nevermind then" and I'd put it on the nearest shelf.

In conclusion.....I would be willing to lose money so I wouldn't have an embarassing twenty seconds. Whoa! Wait! Do you think someday we could pay to avoid embarassing moments? Say it's almost inevitable that you're going to fart at the alter at your wedding - and you had the opportunity to pay someone to avoid it. I would so do it.

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