Three Pimps and a Crack Whore

Today is Thursday.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 3:11 PM

Howdy Neighbor!! G15 is so thrilled to be relocating to 2112 S. Burdick, August 15th 2002. We love you guys!!!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 5:19 PM

that's three times i've made posts to here instead of my page... oops...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 2:46 PM

roommate withdrawl.......ROOOMMMATTTEEEE WIIIITTTTHHHHHDRRAAWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 2:44 AM

the last post i made here wasn't meant for here, so i moved it over to my page... the link is to your left...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 10:19 AM

I've made a resolution... i'm going to try to make one post a day to threepimps... we'll keep the pimping alive!!!!!!!!

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 2:17 AM

sometimes you want to do work. i'm like that too.. of course, i find that those are the times where i can't concentrate on something for more than five minutes at a time. example: i've been reading for 10 minutes, halfway through that time i started thinking about class tomorow (not paying attnetion to the reading) then i started paying attention again... now i'm working on the blog... wow. i gotta get better at paying attention.

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 5:35 PM

IT'S SEXUAL INNUENDO FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 5:59 PM

I am Neil Diamond or what????!!!!!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 12:32 PM

I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, Please don't take me to the pickle farm! bum.

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 11:49 AM

i have a question for the various pimps and crack whores that make up this site... the question is this... with the various things that have occured lately (namely looking for a house) i've realized that there are quite a few more people that could join this comunity of debauchery and obscenity... would we like them to? let me know...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 7:50 PM

everything new must have a begining...

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 3:39 PM

its now official... my 'this is just a glimpse' blog is dead. this is sad... very sad... do you know what this means? this means that my page must be redesigned and remade, and created anew. That's right folks... "Just a Glimpse" is dead. it shall live on in the archives, but for all intents and purposes, it is gone... perhapse the next incarnation of 'the personal journal of a mis-guided twenty-something' will last a little longer... heh heh heh...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 3:33 PM

And what are we gonna do tomorrow night Brain?

Same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 12:22 PM

so, i have some mild BO right now... i'd feel bad for my housemates, but one just went to bed, and the other is just waking up, so i don't think that they have to deal with it... i have to be at work in like, fucking... eight hours... shite... SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE... i've been up for a while, so please forgive the absolute nonsense that is going to be this entry. i have some friends that want to get a house together... they've included me in this house getting thing, and i appreciate that... that they want to live with me and stuff.. especially since they've seen the way that i live now (not the whole house, but my room...my room is messy... the house is kept clean by the Cap)... so hey cool guys... so... as of yesterday (friday) i was in a state of mind that was basically, 'i don't really want to do this, but i'm not going to be the guy to ruin this for everyone...' did i mention that the friends that want to do this are like, 8 of us or something ridiculously high like that? oh, yeha, it'll be like, a ten bedroom house or something. but the 10 bedrooms is more like 8, cuz one of them is in the 'scary basement' (which i don't think is that scary, its just dark... i mean, its not like our basement now... our basement now will suck your soul if you stay too long...) and since its int he basement, it doesnt' really count, for while the basement isn't scary, its not a place for a bedroom... at all.. the other extra bedroom is really just an extra couple of walls in a bedroom... which disqualifies it as being two... therefore its really more like an 8 bedroom place... anyhoo... like i was saying, i was really down on the idea, well... i didn't really want to do it, but if everyone else did, i was all for it... you konw? i mean, hell, i'd be able to live with someone that i didn't want to... i could deal... but as of yesterday, i was kinda hoping that it fell through... now, i've changed my mind.

You are probably wondering why I changed my mind. You are also probably wondering why I suddenly started using capitolizations and corect punctuations. As for changing my mind, gimme a second. As for the capitolizations and punctuation... sorry, something slipped and i started thinking like i was writing a paper or something. so, i changed my mind, because of the cap... he said something along the lines of how this would be an experiecne we'd never be able to do again. i mean.. when the hell are you going to have the chance to live with 8 or 9 other people of your choosing in one big ass house? i doubt i'll have that opportunity again... and damn would that be a trip folks... i mean... damn.... i'm all about life experiences and doing things that i'll remembmer... i don't know if i'll remember living with pete... (sorry pete, but i don't think its going to be something i'm going to reminice about later in life)... i don't think i'll remember living with scott (yeah, most of you don't even know that kid... he's cool... but it was very uneventful)... i mean, hell... the time i spent with caroline up in her cabin in the woods... damn... well... i guess i won't soon forget that.. but i don't think i'd ever forget living in a house with all ya'll either... so... hey, i'm for it... fuck this whole, 'i don't want to be too forward about wanting it, or too excited since i don't want to do it' as a lot of people are... i mean, not that i fault you... but... a lot of people that i've talked to (definately not all of you) have been rather hesitant.. i don't know if its cuz you want to, but don't want to pressure anyone else into it... or that you don't want to and don't want to seem too excited so that when you back out people won't be all shocked and shit... that's how i was before yesterday... but shit... right now.. i'm for it... course... tomorow could be a different story... :) heh heh heh

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 8:09 AM

"Sex, not everybody does it, but everybody should." -- from I want your sex by George Michael

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 12:32 AM

my blog still doesn't work, so I'm going to keep posting up to here... hmmm.. interesting... damnit, i have class in an hour, I do'nt want to go, but i know i should... maybe i'll go and i'll not pay attention and instead i'll do my spanish homework... heh heh... doing work for one class while i'm in another... woo hoo!!!! i'm on the path to being a good student, right?

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 11:34 AM

THAT'S TWICE THIS MORNING THE FRICKING ICE HAS FALLEN AND MADE ME JUMP!!!! STOP IT YOU STUPID STUPID ICE!!!!!!!!!

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 10:05 AM

this is two mornings in a row that I've been sitting peacefully at my computer when, suddenly, there is a loud crunching/crashing sound right outside my windw acompanied by my floor fricking shaking. i felt it through my chair... what would be so powerful as to create a vibration that would travel through the concrete of my driveway and then into the house through my floor up my feet and through my chair? Its ice... frickin water... GRRRR... now i know that i'm going to have to frickin shovel it out of the way before i leave so that i can leave... frickin weather... if it was going to be cold, why can't it just stay cold... frickin michigan...grrrrrrr

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 9:56 AM

I got about two hours of sleep last night... but i really should say I got two hours of sleep in the last two and a half hours... but I did get some stuff done, I started the process of re-building my address book from my dumb-assed mistake of not archiving it when I switched to winXP... I also re-built my favorites... which took two minutes. I only had a few favorites that I didn't know by heart, and those I can find again. So I just remade it. I can't type nearly as well as I usual do, not in a 'can't find the keys'-drunk sort of way, but in a, 'i have to think way to much about where everythign is, and what the first letter of whatever word I'm trying to type starts with.' Its weird... I hope I take a nap later, I don't think that I will.... I just usually don't do the whole nap thing... can't fall asleep durring the day and all that.

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 9:32 AM

I can't sleep... I don't think anyone really cares that I can't sleep... but I lay in bed for, oh, an hour and a half trying to make my eyes stay shut... it didn't work, so here I am at five thirty in the morning, thinking to myself, "oh crap, I have class in a few hours," and, "I know I posted something before, but for the life of me, I just can't remember what it was... hmmmm....." Just thought I'd share... If I try to sleep again (i'm not sure that'd be a good idea, but I might try anyway), I'll try to remember to update the blog with my sleep pattern.. maybe if i keep the blog up-to-date on my sleep habits I can take that to a sleep clinic and they can say, "no shit, you have horrible sleep habits... here are some drugs... don't take more than one of them at a time," at which point I'll say, "crap... I just took two"... then we'll all have a good laugh before I fall into a coma...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 5:34 AM

If I could, I would, make everyone clowns. We'd all drive around it really really tiny cars, and we'd like it. We'd have 15 people in each car, even though it looked like it was only big enough for that guy from Willow. Shoe stores would be a thing of the past (to the relief of men everywhere), everyone would get the same shoes, from the Government. My government. My Clown Government. The Capitol building would be changed into a giant three ringed... wait... it already is. MY PLAN IS ALREADY WORKING!!!! AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Then, I'll make the armed forces all use seltzer bottles instead of guns, cuz seltzer is funny and gus are just not. The next phase of the clownification of the world would be Canada. That woudln't take more than a day or two, cuz they just want to be America. Then I'd take Central America. First I'd have to get Mexico. Well, Mexico is poor, I'd just buy them... NO! I have a better idea for Mexico... I'd get my fleet of seltzer bombers to attack Mexico until they frickin surrendered... that's it... Then, once Mexico became a member of the United Clownified Nation, Central America would be like, "uh... yeah, ok. We're in." So that would take care of that. I think that South America would fight this though, cuz with Columbia and all they wouldn't like the idea of people being as happy as clowns are w/out drugs. Cuz clowns don't use drugs. EVER. So I'd leave South America alone for a while. Next I'd get Russia. They're pushovers right now, they're in a state of disaray... anyhoo, they're only like, fifteen miles from Alaska, so they're close. Once Russia falls to the UCN then all of Eastern Europe would fall too... Western Europe would fight it, cuz you know, they just introduced the Euro... and they won't want to switch to the official currency of the UCN (which would, of course, be Monopoly money). Once I got Eastern Europe, I'd work my way back through the Middle East and into Asia, stopping at China. The Middle East will probably take some convincing, but I don't see it as a problem. India will be pissed since they finally became a Nuclear Power, and they'll have to replace their A-Bombs and H-Bombs with seltzer. They'll live. China... well... I'll offer them bikes, lots of little clown bikes, and they'll be all over that shit. If they still don't go for it, then I'll threaten to seltzer-bomb their rice fiellds... and they'll fold. Japan, well... here's where the real genius of the seltzer weapons will come into play. The Japanese may have technology, but I'm pretty sure they forgot about waterproofing it all... therefore, you ask? When they fight, and they will fight, we'll just break out the seltzer bottles and hose those mofo's down. That's right!!! All that precious technology would be wasted. Once we, the UCN, controled all of that, we'd go for the poles. Not Poland. But the North and South Polles. As soon as we had the Poles, South America would be ours. I don't think I can explain it, but they just follow the alegance of the South Pole. Right now, its international teritory... once its our, they're ours... This is where it all comes together, right? Once the rest of the frickin world is ours, all of Western Europe woudl fold... France would have wanted to fold all along, but they'd be afraid of getting bullied by their neighbors, so they wouldn't fold until now. But they'd feel really bad about it. That just leaves England. This is where our military's secret weapon will come into play. When England says they're not interested in joining (those stuck up bastards), we'll break out the gigantic-cream-pie-bombardment-thinggys. That's right. This whole plan is an elaborate scheme to be able to say that I was responsible for the cream-pieing of England. heh heh heh...

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 4:08 AM

sorry, sorry, sorry... didn't mean to yell like that and all.. but blogger works for everyone but my one blog that gets updated lke, twenty million times a day... fer cryin out loud... ah!!! i will soon become frustrated with this and make a brand new blog and just archive the old one somewhere it won't get lost... fer crying out loud... anyoho, this may become my temporary ranting location... you have been warned

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 2:41 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOGGER WORKS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 2:39 AM

I'm Jon, I'm a geek, I like beeing a geek, but I'm a geek... if i don't post for a few days, itx cuz i had a problem installing windowsXP... i hope to post again tonight, but we'll see what happens.

-Jon

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 7:14 PM

I fucking hate George Lucas. Why? Read.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 5:46 PM

JEN CHECK YOUR EMAIL :-)

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 1:23 PM

The original cast of SUPER FRIENDS !! Was this before Adam West??

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 11:16 AM

What's the word fellas??

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 10:01 AM