Three Pimps and a Crack Whore

So it's old.....but yet still funny.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 7:43 AM

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JoFish19: do you like mimes?
jduke1551: just as much as limes
JoFish19: what if people acted prejudice towards mimes so much that they had to open up a special police division called "Mime Crime"
JoFish19: And then they'd make "CSI: Mime Crime"
JoFish19: Law and Order: MCU
jduke1551: they wouldn't even have to build a jail
JoFish19: LOL
jduke1551: you think there are gay mimes?
JoFish19: homimes
JoFish19: homoimes
jduke1551: hahhahhahha
JoFish19: homomimes
JoFish19: i don't know.
JoFish19: do you think there are straight mimes?
jduke1551: i don't know i've never seen a female mime
JoFish19: can there be female mimes?
JoFish19: is that legal?
JoFish19: or is that the last barrier that the feminist movement must break down.
jduke1551: mime sex would be so interesting
JoFish19: women don't like not talking, so that's why they aren't mimes.
jduke1551: yea raging feminist mimes
JoFish19: :-)
jduke1551: hmmm
JoFish19: they stand outside protesting with a bullhorn, but it's never even turned on.
jduke1551: hahhahhah
jduke1551: they just sternly point
JoFish19: and make angry faces.
JoFish19: and then pull themselves along an invisible rope.
JoFish19: mimes have mad skills
jduke1551: hooked on to the male mime....then they hump like quiet rabbits
JoFish19: mime porn
JoFish19: people accidentally rent it and then they watchi it, but keep messing with the volume
jduke1551: they're like "what the hell" i wanna hear some mime action
JoFish19: I'll bet mimes fuck like lions, so much pent up emotion and rage.
JoFish19: Mimes have issues.
jduke1551: mad issues
JoFish19: I'll bet they break a lot of stuff.
jduke1551: facial expressions are probably nothing like anyone has ever seen
JoFish19: you should post this query on the 3pimps site.
JoFish19: and i'll talk about it there too
JoFish19: and everyone else will ignore us.
JoFish19: :-(


Discuss.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 10:52 PM

Read:

JoFish19: do you like mimes?
jduke1551: just as much as limes
JoFish19: what if people acted prejudice towards mimes so much that they had to open up a special police division called "Mime Crime"
JoFish19: And then they'd make "CSI: Mime Crime"
JoFish19: Law and Order: MCU
jduke1551: they wouldn't even have to build a jail
JoFish19: LOL
jduke1551: you think there are gay mimes?
JoFish19: homimes
JoFish19: homoimes
jduke1551: hahhahhahha
JoFish19: homomimes
JoFish19: i don't know.
JoFish19: do you think there are straight mimes?
jduke1551: i don't know i've never seen a female mime
JoFish19: can there be female mimes?
JoFish19: is that legal?
JoFish19: or is that the last barrier that the feminist movement must break down.
jduke1551: mime sex would be so interesting
JoFish19: women don't like not talking, so that's why they aren't mimes.
jduke1551: yea raging feminist mimes
JoFish19: :-)
jduke1551: hmmm
JoFish19: they stand outside protesting with a bullhorn, but it's never even turned on.
jduke1551: hahhahhah
jduke1551: they just sternly point
JoFish19: and make angry faces.
JoFish19: and then pull themselves along an invisible rope.
JoFish19: mimes have mad skills
jduke1551: hooked on to the male mime....then they hump like quiet rabbits
JoFish19: mime porn
JoFish19: people accidentally rent it and then they watchi it, but keep messing with the volume
jduke1551: they're like "what the hell" i wanna hear some mime action
JoFish19: I'll bet mimes fuck like lions, so much pent up emotion and rage.
JoFish19: Mimes have issues.
jduke1551: mad issues
JoFish19: I'll bet they break a lot of stuff.
jduke1551: facial expressions are probably nothing like anyone has ever seen
JoFish19: you should post this query on the 3pimps site.
JoFish19: and i'll talk about it there too
JoFish19: and everyone else will ignore us.
JoFish19: :-(


Discuss.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 10:52 PM

Read:

JoFish19: do you like mimes?
jduke1551: just as much as limes
JoFish19: what if people acted prejudice towards mimes so much that they had to open up a special police division called "Mime Crime"
JoFish19: And then they'd make "CSI: Mime Crime"
JoFish19: Law and Order: MCU
jduke1551: they wouldn't even have to build a jail
JoFish19: LOL
jduke1551: you think there are gay mimes?
JoFish19: homimes
JoFish19: homoimes
jduke1551: hahhahhahha
JoFish19: homomimes
JoFish19: i don't know.
JoFish19: do you think there are straight mimes?
jduke1551: i don't know i've never seen a female mime
JoFish19: can there be female mimes?
JoFish19: is that legal?
JoFish19: or is that the last barrier that the feminist movement must break down.
jduke1551: mime sex would be so interesting
JoFish19: women don't like not talking, so that's why they aren't mimes.
jduke1551: yea raging feminist mimes
JoFish19: :-)
jduke1551: hmmm
JoFish19: they stand outside protesting with a bullhorn, but it's never even turned on.
jduke1551: hahhahhah
jduke1551: they just sternly point
JoFish19: and make angry faces.
JoFish19: and then pull themselves along an invisible rope.
JoFish19: mimes have mad skills
jduke1551: hooked on to the male mime....then they hump like quiet rabbits
JoFish19: mime porn
JoFish19: people accidentally rent it and then they watchi it, but keep messing with the volume
jduke1551: they're like "what the hell" i wanna hear some mime action
JoFish19: I'll bet mimes fuck like lions, so much pent up emotion and rage.
JoFish19: Mimes have issues.
jduke1551: mad issues
JoFish19: I'll bet they break a lot of stuff.
jduke1551: facial expressions are probably nothing like anyone has ever seen
JoFish19: you should post this query on the 3pimps site.
JoFish19: and i'll talk about it there too
JoFish19: and everyone else will ignore us.
JoFish19: :-(


Discuss.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 10:52 PM

Make a scene? I wasn't thinking I'd jump the counter and strangle the art dealer. I'd probably just say, "Hey it says $5, not $6." To which they'd either say "Oh, sorry." Or, "No it is $6" at which point I'd probably pay $6. Then I would jump the counter and strangle the art dealer.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 11:13 PM

I would probably argue my money back if it was like $5 or more I think. Anything less than that I probably wouldn't feel the need to cause a scene. I could just imagine myself as the checkout person like "I have a freakin hour left on the clock and this crazy woman wants to flip out about a dollar? A freakin dollar?" I'd be so embarassed.

Then again, if it was $80 over, I'd prolly say "whoa ok, nevermind then" and I'd put it on the nearest shelf.

In conclusion.....I would be willing to lose money so I wouldn't have an embarassing twenty seconds. Whoa! Wait! Do you think someday we could pay to avoid embarassing moments? Say it's almost inevitable that you're going to fart at the alter at your wedding - and you had the opportunity to pay someone to avoid it. I would so do it.

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 7:30 AM

Art, Art, bow bart
Bananafana fo FART
Me my mo mart
ART!

I said "Fart."

I would've argued for my dollar. If it says $5, and they charge you $6, I'd be all up in their grill like yo wussup beeyotch, you think just cuz I can't add that I don't know five ain't six? You better recognize, foo. Honky art cracker bitch.

Or like, something like that.

This is Joe, signing off from One Pimp and an Occasional Crackwhore.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 9:52 PM

Has it been two months yet? ;)

If you found a .... let's say a piece of art for like $5 but when you went to the register to pay for it the register rang it up at $6. Would you argue for your dollar back?

Let's say you found another piece of art and again, the price rang up 20% more than what it was marked ---- Marked $400 but rang up at $480 --- would you argue you're money back?

With either situation, do you think you'd end up paying for the art or walking away from it? What's the minimum you think you'd argue?

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 1:40 PM

Once every two months, Jackie will post something on this site. But apart from that, this site should just be called "One Lonely Pimp."

So many people can post here, and no one ever does. Lame.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 5:37 PM

Nopa got Punk'd!

I signed on to AIM with an old SN. Jon, for some reason, believed I was his old roommate Mike, that he hasn't talked to in years. The best was that I was talking to him with my JoFish19 account as well, and he kept saying "Mike is acting weird."

Balki4Evr = Jon
BubbaGumpHat = Me

Enjoy.

Balki4evr: mike?
BubbaGumpHat: jon?
Balki4evr: what the hell brother, how you doing?!?
BubbaGumpHat: steve?
BubbaGumpHat: paul?
BubbaGumpHat: richard?
BubbaGumpHat: thomas?
Balki4evr: lol
BubbaGumpHat: GO boom
BubbaGumpHat: this is not mike
BubbaGumpHat: this is his son, Eduardo.
Balki4evr: LOL
BubbaGumpHat: remember college?
Balki4evr: yeah...
Balki4evr: kinda...
Balki4evr: :-)
BubbaGumpHat: i puked on everything
Balki4evr: yup
BubbaGumpHat: i remember watching you sleep
Balki4evr: LOL...
Balki4evr: i remember you not sleeping
BubbaGumpHat: i remember lesley
Balki4evr: ahhh yes... lesley..
Balki4evr: sorry about htat
Balki4evr: O:-)
BubbaGumpHat: i kicked her in the face
Balki4evr: what?!?
Balki4evr: i don't remember that
BubbaGumpHat: i was sledding, and she was bieng loud
BubbaGumpHat: so i kicked her in the face
Balki4evr: LOL!!!
Balki4evr: that's hysterical...
Balki4evr: but, seriously, what have you been up to?
BubbaGumpHat: i got married
Balki4evr: no shit...
Balki4evr: congratulations
BubbaGumpHat: then divorced
Balki4evr: woah
Balki4evr: seriously?
BubbaGumpHat: yes
Balki4evr: i'm sorry
Balki4evr: you doing OK?
BubbaGumpHat: she cheated on me with a woman
Balki4evr: wow
Balki4evr: i'm really sorry man...
BubbaGumpHat: its ok
BubbaGumpHat: i got pictures
BubbaGumpHat: i hired a detective
BubbaGumpHat: i miss you
Balki4evr: i miss you too man...
Balki4evr: where are you living right now?
BubbaGumpHat: toronto
BubbaGumpHat: i moved up there
BubbaGumpHat: hello?
Balki4evr: hi
BubbaGumpHat: oh
BubbaGumpHat: i thought you left
Balki4evr: what are you doing in toronto?
Balki4evr: nope, i'm here
BubbaGumpHat: we moved up here when we got married
BubbaGumpHat: i'm moving back home in a few weeks
Balki4evr: back to lansing?
BubbaGumpHat: my parents moved to ypsilanti
BubbaGumpHat: so im going there
Balki4evr: that's cool
BubbaGumpHat: how are you
Balki4evr: we should get together sometime... i'm out in A2 a lot...
BubbaGumpHat: is that ann arbor
BubbaGumpHat: sometimes when you were sleeping, i would kiss you on the mouth
Balki4evr: what?
BubbaGumpHat: sorry
BubbaGumpHat: hello?
Balki4evr: hi
BubbaGumpHat: sorry
BubbaGumpHat: i just wanted to tell you
Balki4evr: ok
BubbaGumpHat: are you mad
Balki4evr: no...
Balki4evr: confused
BubbaGumpHat: i just never had seen beautiful lips like yours before.
BubbaGumpHat: hello?
BubbaGumpHat: hello?
BubbaGumpHat: yeah, are you sure it's mike?
Balki4evr: hi
Balki4evr: uh... i'm just sitting here being confused
BubbaGumpHat: oh
Balki4evr: so... what?
Balki4evr: hello?
BubbaGumpHat: why are you confused
Balki4evr: well... you just told me that "it's ok" that you got divorced because "I got pictures", then you proceeded to tell me that you used to kiss me on the mouth when i was asleep because "i just never had seen beautiful lips like yours before", and then you asked if i was sure you were mike...

so, you know... i'm just sitting here being confused
BubbaGumpHat: Wasn't Mike's screenname IGUOTP?
Balki4evr: mike's had many many screen names
BubbaGumpHat: oh
BubbaGumpHat: well, BubbaGumpHat was one of Joes.
BubbaGumpHat: Tricky.
BubbaGumpHat: I'm tricky.
Balki4evr: you're a dick
BubbaGumpHat: :-)
BubbaGumpHat: Sorry.
Balki4evr: no you're not
BubbaGumpHat: I couldn't resist.
BubbaGumpHat: No, not really.
Balki4evr: why are you on twice?
Balki4evr: thrice even...
BubbaGumpHat: Mwahahaha

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 8:39 PM