Three Pimps and a Crack Whore

What would I do with $240 Million Dollars?

Two chicks at the same time.




Ok, seriously, I'd buy a house out here. Like a bad ass house. Up in the hills. The kind you see on Cribs. I'd probably also rent that apartment above the OP in Kalamazoo that I really like, so that I have a place in Michigan to hang out.

Either that or I'd buy the building on 8th in Jenison and set up the Coughing Dog Production offices, and hire some people and fund a feature film, and buy a really nice place in downtown GR. Get a sweet car or two, like an H2 and like some midlife crisis car.

I'd probably give a little to my friend who pointed out the lotto. But as a gift. Not because he deserved it. Because if I claim he deserved it, and I supported that by giving him what I feel I "owe" him, he could probably get away with suing me for at least half of it. If he pointed out that the lotto was $240 mil, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't have won it without him. I picked the numbers. He'll get what I give him.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 11:26 PM

Say you were out with friends one day and one of them is like "Whoa the lottery is at 240 million this week!" Then a couple hours pass by and you remember that your friend mentioned something about the lottery so you play it. Then you win whatever 240 mil is less tax and it's so great cause you have tons and tons and tons of money. What would you do with it all?

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 7:21 AM

This guy was IMing a friend of mine. She said he was a little weird, telling her how sexy he is and all kinds of lame Internet stalker sex criminal shit. I IMed him telling him I was a 16 year old female in Ohio. He told me about how he gets sex all the time in Ohio. He said he's 31.

He later found out I was 24 year old guy. He was more than a little pissed. He signed off everytime he saw me. Finally I caught him today.

JoFish19: hey dude, I want to clear something up here. I was just messing with you, I know someone who knows you, so I was just messing with you.
JoFish19: i'm not gay
Oneosunut: who knows me?
JoFish19: someone you were talking to was also talking to me
Oneosunut: ok, don't tell me
Oneosunut: i don't talk to many on here
JoFish19: she told me not to
Oneosunut: who are ya?
Oneosunut: ok, loser
Oneosunut: i'll add ya to the list
JoFish19: my name is joe, I live in Los Angeles
Oneosunut: yeah, right
Oneosunut: tell me another one
JoFish19: i'm serious
Oneosunut: so who is it that knows me and u?
Oneosunut: if ya can't tell, then don't try to chat with me
JoFish19: i promised her I wouldn't tell you, but I didn't say that I wouldn't tell you if you guessed her
Oneosunut: lisa?
JoFish19: I lived in Mansfield Ohio for a couple months
Oneosunut: tonya?
Oneosunut: stephanie?
JoFish19: lol
JoFish19: no
Oneosunut: tangela?
Oneosunut: who?
JoFish19: what the hell kind of name is tangela? you made that up.
Oneosunut: i don't have time for games, i have 2 businesses on top of a ft job
JoFish19: what do you do?
Oneosunut: so tell me or do what ya want
JoFish19: i don't really care if you know who I am or not, I just wanted to clear that up.
Oneosunut: i have a cleaning business, broker legal services/identity theft protection, and i am in real estate too
JoFish19: busy man
Oneosunut: so who are ya?
JoFish19: and you live in ohio? i told you. my name is Joe.
Oneosunut: mr. "i can't tell cuz I'm gonna get a roundhouse kick from Onesounut" when i find out
JoFish19: right right.
JoFish19: roundhouse kick
Oneosunut: u don't really know who ur messin with boy
JoFish19: no?
Oneosunut: bring it
JoFish19: i'm not messing with you
JoFish19: bring it?
JoFish19: what i'm I going to punch you through the computer?
JoFish19: hi-ya!
JoFish19: that was my ninja kick
Oneosunut: ur stupid and a loser
JoFish19: why you getting all upset?
Oneosunut: i can find anyone i want and
Oneosunut: .....and u will be sorry
JoFish19: and...
JoFish19: wait
JoFish19: what?
JoFish19: you can find anyone you want and I will be sorry.
JoFish19: I don't understand that.
JoFish19: oh
JoFish19: you mean like you'll find me?
JoFish19: i get it
JoFish19: sorry
JoFish19: little slow
Oneosunut: I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU, THE TYPICAL AOL LOSER
JoFish19: I'm not trying to upset you
Oneosunut: i don't care
JoFish19: I'm just saying I know someone who knows you
Oneosunut: ur a loser if ya can't tell me who u are
JoFish19: and she told me not to tell you who she was.
Oneosunut: alot of people know me
JoFish19: I told you who I was.
Oneosunut: so what
JoFish19: I didn't tell you who she was.
Oneosunut: who is she dickhead
JoFish19: well, I'm telling you who I am, you keep saying I can't tell you.
Oneosunut: get off me before u lose
JoFish19: why do you want to know, Mr. Attitude.
JoFish19: I'm not on you.
JoFish19: Dude, seriously, chill out.
Oneosunut: fuck u bitch, u can't tell me who u are and who knows me?
Oneosunut: 19 in ur s/n, must be a little boy
JoFish19: I told you who I am! My name is Joe, I live in Los Angeles California.
JoFish19: I'm not 19
JoFish19: 19 is my hockey number
Oneosunut: i don't care where ya live
JoFish19: I didn't presume you did.
JoFish19: You just keep asking who I am.
JoFish19: So I just keep telling you.
Oneosunut: if ya can't tell me who u know that i know, then don't answer, i have 3 businesses and i'm trying to work, and i don't have time for losers like u
JoFish19: Why do you have to be all grouchy?
JoFish19: Run your three businesses then.
Oneosunut: cuz i am a business man and don't have time for games and bs like alot of aol people
JoFish19: Quit spending your time hitting on men on AOL.
Oneosunut: yeah, ok, ya queer
Oneosunut: hope ya like that tootsie pop
JoFish19: What does that mean?
Oneosunut: u queer
Oneosunut: buttplugger
JoFish19: Queer... buttplugger... You must be from Ohio.
Oneosunut: fuck u and leave me alone ya loser
JoFish19: Let me guess...
Oneosunut: i will report ya
JoFish19: you live in a small town, working as a plumbers assistant, making min. wage
Oneosunut: hairy ass licker
JoFish19: you've never moved out of your mom's house
Oneosunut: ummm, no
Oneosunut: fuck u asshole
JoFish19: you hit on women all the time on AOL because you're 17 and pimply and awkward and can't talk to girls in "real life."
JoFish19: and you love streaming webcams
Oneosunut signed off at 8:51:51 PM.

damn it feels good to be Joseph : Posted @ 1:36 AM