Three Pimps and a Crack Whore

Ok, so. Yeah. I think blogger was just messing up... but that was a weird, weird thing that happened... I can't even find the site that it took me to now... ahh well... life goes on.

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 4:54 PM

Only. That stuff about "learning how to talk to people" yeah... not quite what it is... anyhoo... :)

Either the Cap has suddenly turned into an Iranian doctor living in the US, or... he lost his Blogspot site... how odd. Check it out, it now has graphic pictures (labeled, of course) of the female genitalia... no. I'm not kidding even a little... its also writen entirely in Persian. What happened Ryan? And why didn't you tell us?!? LOL

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 4:51 PM

Forgotten Major - Communications: 4 years of studying how to talk to people - when you've been talking since you were two years old....Better Jon?!

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 1:14 AM

wait ... what's your major?

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 3:41 PM

only 2:38 in the AM and you had to hop yourselves up on caffine to write that? Plus you left out my major. Breaks my hearts. It broke, now I have it in a zip-lock in my drawer... its in little pieces.

damn it feels good to be jon jon : Posted @ 3:51 AM

2:38 AM cup of coffee, cup of Mountain Dew and a no-doze in our systems what do we do? Not the homework that we pumped our bodies with caffine to do (by the way we don't like that sentence but it makes sense to us in this state of mind no we're not drunk but we are in fact buzzing but not form acohol but from the natural high of LIFE) but instead we discuss why --- damn lost the train of thought --
-----DISCLAIMER----we mean not to offend but to laugh at what all of us put ourselves through and notice we do mock our own majors and we will be the first to point out the flaws within those majors...besides maybe were just jealous and really we want to change our majors but instead we are covering up our true feelings by mocking those majors we wish we had...
Majors:

Math Major: 4 year quest to discover the answers to questions made up to explain the answer that we just learned....does that make sense?....no..and let me tell you why because we did not care about the fucking question in the first place in fact we didn't even know what the question was until last week. Jen just wants to add, the plague starts your school gets shut down so you go home and invent a whole new way of doing math fuck you Newton.

Philosophy Major: 4 years of seeking an answer to a question that cannot be answered....and socrates sucks...and an in depth look to why a wise man is not wise cause he knows he's not wise....damn circular logic.

Business Major: come on you don't really know what you want to do. besides that jen says you suck cause you don't have class on fridays(don't worry so do a lot of other majors --- jen's looking at jackie-- don't worry she's just a digruntled math student)

Criminal Justice: 4 years of studying the same god damn theories that you learned in your very first crim class...and people who sit next to you who you wonder how they got to this far in the major when they spit out racial slurs, ask questions like "umm why does the supreme court not take more than 100 cases a year? like isnt' their job?", or say things like "umm we should take the afgani people and make them slaves and [take their fat and make them into candles and sell them on ebay]"....this is a major that has so many problems that you just can't solve but like to complain about.

Poli Sci Majors: I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you ------if I have a math complex...Jack has a criminal justice complex-- now these people cause all the problems that crim majors like to complain about hey you want to shut us up? stop fuckin everything up you politians -- i love you sara.

Theater Majors: there is enough drama in real life who the fuck wants to learn about it

Psychology Majors: (side note jen has glue on her hand oh she put it there) 4 years of ---damn it stop analyzing why we're writing this --- yea jen just glued her hands together please tell me why she is doing this......come psych major come on.....become a psych major -- figure out why people put glue on their hands --- (side note refer to disclaimer)

Music Majors: I know a guy who graduated with a degree in organ performance. i'm done.

Construction/Interior design majors: CMD131 yea where's JoeD? I don't know he's prolly stuck in a conversation that is similar to the following : You can have a light fixture in this closet because blah blah blah and LET ME TELL YOU WHY (enter two hour long explaination)....oh yea and might i mention that you'll learn about something called "MOBILIZATION" yea that is a term made up by the professor and that you have to learn...I fondly remember a quote from joeD "you make shit up and we have to learn it"......yea I'm serious. you have to learn and he DID make it up. Yea DICK BAKER. welcome to hell.

Ed major: what a joke(coming from an ed major) .... i have neve taken so many classes that said the exact same thing and still had students failing. thats what I don't get. jen just wants to ed that some of the students in that class better stay away from the kids in my class cause my class is better than you....no i meant like the kids i have -- yea their IQ's will lower 57 thousand points if you teach them.

OT major: yea dana we see you studying all night and all day .... who really wants to know that appendicitis is brought on by shit in your appendix....and we mean the literal definition of shit...shit=poop....muscles? umm what are those? wait ...what do you do as an occupational therapist...oh ok i just found out....i still don't understand why you need to know where a muscle begins and ends and each and every muscle of the body....but i'm glad it's you not me straight up (jen)

Nursing Major: 5 and a half years of studying on east campus...that sucks dude you have to walk a lot...that's enough to tell me not to take this major....that's it i'm going into Hayworth....

(side note we pay over $200 a year to park in parking lots that are being paid for by our tuition on top of that we're getting parking tickets by meter maids being paid for by our tuition and the profs get better parking spots who are paid by our tuition --- jens psycho)

Geology Major: it's a rock get the hell over it....not some mystery - it's a damn rock - that's it --- yea i took your class you know what I learned? Limestones glow under black light ....so does detergent but i didn't have to take a whole fucking class to learn that jackass.--- i'm not bitter -- i'm a criminal justice major.

Womens' Studies Major: dude i'm all about equal rights but just let the guy open the door for you....that's all jen has to say....(side note i didn't know this was a major)

Anthropology Major: I took this class...yeah thats right we learned about people...anthropology is the study of people...I just wanted to stand up and say I am a person...It's not like studying penguins...I'm not a penguin...

Chemistry Major: I don't know why anyone would want to be a chemistry major...if I were to only take one more class of chemistry I would graduate as a physics major not minor but major..but no, I am not willing to subject myself to another chemistry class for the rest of my life I don't care if it is only 4 more credits...oh yeah SKREW U MOLECULE

History Major: They say we need to learn history because it repeats itself...well if history repeats itself why bother learning the first time??

Military Science Major: WHY? you could have just gone to go-army.com and saved yourself two hundred and some odd dollars a year on parking stickers....(notice we can't remember how much we paid for those stupid things...but I will tell you if you fold it over you will get a ticket for $25.00 the most expensive ticket they hand out but don't worry they'll give you a razor blade to peel it off when your done so you don't have to fold over the corner) not to mention the mere 20 thousand dollars you spend a year on tuition...rent...food...blah blah blah blah blah...

Economics Major: Ah the major where you a thousand things that relate to each other...remember the INVISIBLE HAND? wait do we buy guns or butter? sometimes you buy more guns sometimes you buy more butter....wait are you a bear or a bull?....what i've learned from that class....I'm a bull and I want butter....mmmm butterrrrrr....

Foreign Language Major: Ok this would be fine if I didn't have a prof that told me "92 almost an A had you gotten one more point" .... STOP MOCKING ME....imparfait or passe compose I don't know!!! .... the nino ...spanish...now i can't spelll anything....all i know is english....and american...

Phsyics major: ever heard of classes meeting MTWRF???????????? we just need to take time out of our equations and the world makes sense....(side note: Chemistry=Physics=Math thus if A=B=C then A=C thus it all sucks) jackie must add that you might seek to find the velocity of an african swallow....ah ha PHYSICS=MONTY PYTHON=Hilarilum yuck yuck yuck yuck HELIUM COOOFFFFFEEEEEEEE

it is now 4:00am -- if we offended anyone we're sorry there's a gas leak in this room.....won't you be my neighbor?! laughing can't stop ;laughing.....

damn it feels good to be Anonymous : Posted @ 3:56 AM