Three Pimps and a Crack Whore: 02/01/2002

Thursday, February 28, 2002

Roommate
Cap, I love you man... You're the only person in the world who can answer the question, "What do I open it in?" with "yep..." And doesn't get berated by me...

-Jon

Speaking of the lamp... when it comes, if you return it, do you have to return the small one? or can i keep it? :)

-Jon

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Congrats! RYAN TREHARNE collect your prize!! You get a lamp. :-)

Flipper : Green Acres : The Muppet Show... after that... hmm... 4, I can like sing it... but I'm not sure what its from... is it Who's the Boss? 5. I just have no clue...

-Jon

Trivia:

Name the TV show---
Here's the lyrics to the theme's:

1. They call him ______ , ______ faster than lighting,
No one you see, is smarter than he,
and we know _____, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
and how they laugh when he's near!!

2. ____ is the place for me,
Farm livin is the life for me
Land spreadin out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside
New York is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic to the smelly hay........

3. It's the _____
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the _____on the _____ tonight!
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the ____ tonight!

4. Show me that smile again
Don't waste another minute on your cryin
we're no where near the end
the best is ready to begin
oooohhh as long as we got each other
the world is spinnin right in our hands
baby you and me we gotta be
the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin........

5. Streaks on the china
never mattered before
who cares
when you drop kicked your jacket
as you came through the door
no one glared
but sometimes things get turned around
and no one's spared
all hands look out below
here's a change in the status quo
gonna need all the help we can get
according to our new arrival
life is more than mere survival
we might just live a good life yet........

I'll post the answers after everyone guesses. :-)

Tuesday, February 26, 2002

Joe-D Foster is drunk dialing......SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!!! :-)

Saturday, February 16, 2002

Cannibal on DVD... i'm jealous motherfucker... :) and i didn't answer cuz i didn't have a frickin clue on any of those... and... well... i'm not into research... so.... there was that... :) i'll come up with a few trivia questions.... but talking about dvd's that people bought, i've got the bill and ted dvd, i'm going to get teh bogus journy dvd, and i got clerks, mallrats, clerks animated, and i'm going to order chasing amy and dogma soon... but.. the big one... the one i'm so proud i'm going to own.... i just ordered the empire records dvd... damn the man, save the empire...

speaking of cannibal though... ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MY EYE!!!!!!

-Jon

Friday, February 15, 2002

Hmm... no one answered my questions.

I must say, the sky is blue and all the leaves are green. The sun's as warm as a baked potato. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a shpidoinkle day. I just bought "Cannibal, The Musical," on DVD. Rock.

Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Ok kids, I thought I'd post a little trivia question of my own. This may take a little research, as I doubt nobody knows this off the top of their head.

This being a winter olympic year and me being a hockey fan, who is the only player in history to win a Gold Medal and the Stanley Cup in the same year?

Here's another... How many players in NHL history have won the Conn Smythe Trophy (most valuable player of the playoffs) for the team that lost in the finals. For bonus points, give me his/their name(s).

How many Stanley Cups have been decided by the situation in the movie "Sudden Death." (Not a helicopter crashing on the ice. Overtime in the last possible game of the series... Game Seven after 1938, Game Five in and before.)

How many of the seven penalty shots in Stanley Cup Finals history have gone in?

Monday, February 11, 2002

I swear, the world is being taken over by little frogs. They're green, slimey, and they like to hop around. I think they like Valentine's Day. But you know what I say?! Those little slippery frogs can have they're Valentine's Day. I'm going to be content in sitting in my frogless room, eating my frogless Ramen, and watching frogless Smackdown. STUPID LITTLE FROGS! :)

Everyone is inept at something, right?
So, I figure that everyone is bad at something. For some, they can't read. For others, they can't walk in a straight line. For some, like Jim Breuer, they have trouble looking sober. For me, I can't go to bed. I'm going to bed now, but I've missed my self-imposed bedtime by over an hour. I'm scared of the bed, that's why I never go there... yeah.. that's it... I think its the matress... its trying to eat my brain.

-Jon

Sunday, February 10, 2002

Right now, somebody's wearing a suit.

Saturday, February 09, 2002

question one: the answer is B.
question two: its either B or C. but i dont' think that its b, so i'm going to go with C.

I think the answer is C. At any rate, it's an error of causation. It's like stating the fact that the more churches you have in an area, the more murders you have per year. This is entirely true, however there is no causal relationship between the two statements. There's a third factor, a higher population, that plays into both. More people = more churches, more people = more murders. It isn't the laptops that are necessarily getting them more money, its possibly that they work at a higher paying job that requires them to have a laptop. Or it could just be a happy coincedence. At any rate, I think the answer is C, but I'm not sure, because I really can't understand what C is saying. :)

Friday, February 08, 2002

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't think any of the answers are necessarily true. This tally represents the surplus of coal. The total mined minus the total consumed. So for the surplus to have lowered from one year to the next, one of two things could've happened... er, wait. One year to the next... I get it now. I gotta go with (B). That was fun, gimmie another one.

Wednesday, February 06, 2002

I have not posted here in months.

Now I have.

Monday, February 04, 2002

I am too cabpable of calling maintnance, bitch. (this is in response to the Loser's acusation. I called them the other day... but, I figured before we called them we would go and see if we could fix it ourselves... but he's lazy, and didn't feel like it i guess.... (this is all hearsay... and I'm just tryin to get back at him... that and the fact that i thiink the temperature is now closer to 40 than 50)... and I'm frickin cold... soooo cold..

-Jon

Saturday, February 02, 2002

Today is Saturday.

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